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Mauperd:

MauPeRd aKa M1ke5c0b4R well known from COD, Quake and RTCW stepped away from the PC and started playing consoles in 2004. Since then he is fucking addicted and killing his time, 7 marriages and 28 new jobs. Now he is aged 32, married and has 2 kids, he is well known for his Pistol skills and buttplugging.

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I was born on a rainy December day. My parents tried to get shelter 4 the night because they had 2 go to a counting from the government 2 C how much inhabitants live in my country.

Unfortunate my dad did not succeed in finding a nice shelter so my mother gave birth to me in a cow shed. There were 3 weird looking guys who came falling down the sky with a beam of light.

They told my parents that I was going to be one of the greatest members of the elite "Voodoo clan®".

I grew up in a bit unusual way, I’m not aloud 2 talk about many parts… so I won’t.

Anyways EdotTdot (E.T.) came 2 me when I was about 18 years old. He cut of my foreskin with his laser beam finger and gave me special powers. Now I was ready 2 face the world as one of the mightiest warriors of all time.

So I killed all the Romans in a fearsome battle 4 middle-earth while I was plugged into the Matrixxxx whit a huge buttplug. After this gruesome experience I became a hole lot quieter.

As a form of therapy they gave me an Xbox 360 with only one game: Gears Of War. So when I wasn’t sleeping or taking a piss, I had therapy on my 360. I’m still not fully recovered, but it is getting better every day.

This is all I’m able 2 talk about, I’m sorry 4 that.

Peace out!

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